Missy is the kind of aloof, malevolent, disinterested centennial (aka Generation Z) that fits right in with our Half Fast social media campaigns.

We like to call her our social butterfly and then she says: "like a monarch butterfly and I want to migrate thousands of miles away from here".

She's so funny!

We asked what she likes most about working here and her reply: "Meh. I'll tell you what I dislike. My desk being right across from that Shortzenputor guy. He creeps me out with that goofy smile. He just looks at me and keeps mumbling numbers '0100110001001' whatever. I'm pretty sure the dork is hacking my email too."

Sorry we asked.

Fun fact: Missy's favorite classic movie is Mean Girls.