Half Fast

Half Fast

Founder / Visionary

Half W. Fast has always been a hard worker and never one to give up, no matter how futile his efforts may seem.

Half always wanted to be Vice President of his own company so when the opportunity to start a web development company presented itself, he was eager. But when his twin brother, Notso, demanded the title of Vice President or else he wasn't joining the company, Half had to concede his coveted title.

Since "Vice President" was already taken when he founded the company, he decided to take on the title of "Visionary" instead, for three reasons:

  1. It starts with the letter "V" just like Vice President.
  2. His keen business sense enables him to set a slow, methodical path supposedly for long-term growth.
  3. Half says he can predict when future events will occur. We told him that reading events and appointments on the calendar isn't predicting the future at all. He replied, "Shut up. I'm the Half Fast founder and if I can't be Vice President I'm going to be the Visionary".

He's often asked why he's named Half and what his middle initial "W" stands for. As the story goes, during childbirth his twin brother came out first and his mom asked the doctor 'are we done yet?'. The doctor replied “Not so fast, half way there”. So she named his brother Notso Fast, and he's Half Waythere Fast.