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Bart Schwartzenfluffer

Web Programmer

Bart is a big asset to the Half Fast team. He knows so many programming languages we call him the alphabet man.

He's proficient in: C, C++, Objective-C, C#, F#, Python, SQL, Perl, Tcl, Pascal, Visual Basic, Ruby, Java, Delphi, Basic, COBOL, JavaScript, JQuery, Angular, React, Vue, Node.js, Svelte, ASP, ASP DotNet, ActionScript, PHP, HTML, CSS, XML, YAML, AppleScript, Cocoa, Swift, Go, Rust, Kotlin, Julia, Dart, Flutter and Klingon.

He can also speak and read in binary code, too. We asked him to prove it, to which he said:

01001101 01101001 01110011 01110011 01111001 00101100 00100000 01110111 01101001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01101101 01100001 01110010 01110010 01111001 00100000 01101101 01100101 00111111

Which translates to: "Missy, will you marry me?"

Bart is great with machines. With people, not so much.

In his free time he likes to learn new programming languages.

We asked him what he liked most about working at Half Fast and he replied: "I like to write code and stuff. My desk is directly across from Missy’s. I can stare at her all day while I write code. I like to read her email. Even the ones she sends to other people, I read all of them."

Okay, Bart. TMI. You may want to visit the HR department first thing tomorrow.

Favorite Song: White & Nerdy